dexter grif?? what a lazy useless fatass — [hundreds of pictures of grif spill out of jacket] w-what an asshole these aren’t mine im just [gathering them up and sweating nervously] listen just listen i can explain fuck [thousands of pictures of grif scatter over the floor] shit wait im holding them for simmons just LISTEN
All those in favor of waking [Tex] up and letting her kill us, say “I”.
Help how do I get over my reconstruction feelings
i’m just kinda in a constant state of
Holy fucking shit I just finished RvB: Reconstruction
My mind is thoroughly fucked
Okay so I found out that Church/Tex is Chex (which makes sense) so I went to the tag and I got hit with feelings and snackfood
church and tex are breaking my heart
i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far
update: the class groaned collectively
I just finished season 5 of RvB and I’m really happy because that was fantastic and I’m sad because it’s over
But now I can go to season 6 and oh man why didn’t I start this sooner
Grif: I heard something that time.
Simmons: you didn’t hear anything!
Grif: there! Did you hear that?
Simmons: Yes. I heard water dripping.
Grif: sounds like BATS.
Simmons: Bats aren’t made of liquid. Bats. Don’t. Drip.
Grif: Bat water!
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
Here’s a warning to all of you that may have accidentally ingested the indestructible coating: do not ingest the indestructible coating.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Informal infographic depicting evolution
Why is everyone in the comments of the new RT Recap saying RIP Blaine
Someone started a rumor that he was dead. I’m also pretty sure that it started when someone commented that the recap was a lie and that Blaine was dead so i’m pretty sure it’s a joke
Oh okay thanks I just wanted to know where the joke originated