joel heyman everyone
"I would like you to draw a surly looking wizard astride a blue chaise lounge. He should be wielding a taco—magical—in one hand and a wizened weasel—non-magical—in the other. He is beset by a hobo ninja with scoliosis, but a positive outlook on life, and a surprisingly vindictive pumpkin pie. I look on from atop a nearby grassy hill. I sit beneath a solitary, leafless tree wearing a suit of armor made entirely of rubber ducks. In one hand, I hold the fate of the planet, the other hand is idle but interested."
ryan haywood everybody
A short conversation between Patrick and Ryan on Quick Draw
Patrick: How could you say that about my mother!
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.
I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets.
yes but guitar hero jack
Jack is just a national treasure
I’ll just leave these here
jack isnt anational treasure
he is the national treasure
#i just really hope someone out-of-fandom looks at this and gets confused#like ‘they’re both yellow??? neithER ARE BLUE OR RED??’
it happens a lot actually, every so often i get a notification of someone saying something along those lines. my favorite one was something like “they’re both yellow tho? are you colour blind… or maybe I’m colourblind”
trust me, you want to watch this
I JUST CACKLED SO FUCKING LOUD HOLY SHIT
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?! WHAT YEAR IS THIS?! THE LAST 30 SECONDS FELT LIKE BEING BLINDSIDED BY A BUS!
What… I watched this without sound…help i need and adult
CRYING. I am actually crying. What the fuck did I just watch?
this is the greatest breaking bad video ever and it’s not even 10 seconds long