Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate
posted 7 hours ago + 11 notes — via grifsdexter


dexter grif?? what a lazy useless fatass — [hundreds of pictures of grif spill out of jacket] w-what an asshole these aren’t mine im just [gathering them up and sweating nervously] listen just listen i can explain fuck [thousands of pictures of grif scatter over the floor] shit wait im holding them for simmons just LISTEN

posted 7 hours ago + 6,001 notes — via grifsdexter, © awkward-lee



this is so cool

there are four cans for gus

posted 9 hours ago + 1,036 notes — via grifsdexter
All those in favor of waking [Tex] up and letting her kill us, say “I”.

posted 2 days ago

Help how do I get over my reconstruction feelings

#they can't do that #is Church coming back #I mean Alpha #whatever #my heart is broken anyway #rvb reconstruction

posted 2 days ago + 227 notes — via empires-of-the-sky


i’m just kinda in a constant state of


posted 2 days ago

Holy fucking shit I just finished RvB: Reconstruction

My mind is thoroughly fucked

#church has always been my favorite character #and now i dont know who he is anymore #or who i am #fuck

posted 2 days ago

Okay so I found out that Church/Tex is Chex (which makes sense) so I went to the tag and I got hit with feelings and snackfood

#good combinations

posted 2 days ago + 1 note

church and tex are breaking my heart


#do they have a ship name #for scientific purposes only of course

posted 3 days ago + 63,718 notes — via 31minutesoflife, © jimdoesntcarrey



i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far


update: the class groaned collectively 

posted 3 days ago

I just finished season 5 of RvB and I’m really happy because that was fantastic and I’m sad because it’s over

But now I can go to season 6 and oh man why didn’t I start this sooner


posted 4 days ago + 4 notes
Help I can’t get over Grif’s fear of bats

Grif: I heard something that time.
Simmons: you didn’t hear anything!
Grif: there! Did you hear that?
Simmons: Yes. I heard water dripping.
Grif: sounds like BATS.
Simmons: Bats aren’t made of liquid. Bats. Don’t. Drip.
Grif: Bat water!

#and geoffs voice gets a squeaky when he does it #i love it #dexter grif #rvb season 5

posted 4 days ago + 132,156 notes — via tonystarktrek, © sizvideos





//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

Here’s a warning to all of you that may have accidentally ingested the indestructible coating: do not ingest the indestructible coating.

posted 4 days ago + 827,712 notes — via thirdtimewriting, © neptunain



christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

posted 6 days ago + 63,988 notes — via sixpenceee


Informal infographic depicting evolution 

#man I love a good infographic #and this #this is a good infographic

posted 1 week ago + 2 notes — via mymobius, © improbablewhale



Why is everyone in the comments of the new RT Recap saying RIP Blaine

Someone started a rumor that he was dead. I’m also pretty sure that it started when someone commented that the recap was a lie and that Blaine was dead so i’m pretty sure it’s a joke

Oh okay thanks I just wanted to know where the joke originated