Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate
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burnie-burns:

joel heyman everyone



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teammuchrespect:


"I would like you to draw a surly looking wizard astride a blue chaise lounge. He should be wielding a taco—magical—in one hand and a wizened weasel—non-magical—in the other. He is beset by a hobo ninja with scoliosis, but a positive outlook on life, and a surprisingly vindictive pumpkin pie. I look on from atop a nearby grassy hill. I sit beneath a solitary, leafless tree wearing a suit of armor made entirely of rubber ducks. In one hand, I hold the fate of the planet, the other hand is idle but interested."

ryan haywood everybody

teammuchrespect:

"I would like you to draw a surly looking wizard astride a blue chaise lounge. He should be wielding a taco—magical—in one hand and a wizened weasel—non-magical—in the other. He is beset by a hobo ninja with scoliosis, but a positive outlook on life, and a surprisingly vindictive pumpkin pie. I look on from atop a nearby grassy hill. I sit beneath a solitary, leafless tree wearing a suit of armor made entirely of rubber ducks. In one hand, I hold the fate of the planet, the other hand is idle but interested."

ryan haywood everybody



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A short conversation between Patrick and Ryan on Quick Draw

Patrick: How could you say that about my mother!



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marksleftnutt:

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#beautiful


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Joellis prompts courtesy of the newest How To:

highseize:

Talk to me, Goose.”

Adam, what is your favorite kind of beer?”

You wanna get chinese food after this, Joel?”



posted 2 days ago + 72,944 notes — via drowsyfangirl, © thecarrionlibrarian
"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)



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fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

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missdiddlez:

rooster-tumble:

throwtheedgars:

missdiddlez:

kayyas:

ltkatiejensen:

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.


I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 


yes but guitar hero jack 





Jack is just a national treasure

I’ll just leave these here





jack isnt anational treasure
he is the national treasure

missdiddlez:

rooster-tumble:

throwtheedgars:

missdiddlez:

kayyas:

ltkatiejensen:

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.

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I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

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yes but guitar hero jack 

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Jack is just a national treasure

I’ll just leave these here

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jack isnt anational treasure

he is the national treasure



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bamboothief:

the-meta:

bamboothief:

one Grif

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two Grif

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red Grif

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blue Grif

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#i just really hope someone out-of-fandom looks at this and gets confused#like ‘they’re both yellow??? neithER ARE BLUE OR RED??’

it happens a lot actually, every so often i get a notification of someone saying something along those lines. my favorite one was something like “they’re both yellow tho? are you colour blind… or maybe I’m colourblind”



posted 1 week ago + 71,120 notes — via mr-and-mrs-mogar-jones, © falcuntpunch

mr-and-mrs-mogar-jones:

wtfokcreepy:

ihopeheboughtyouroses:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

catoverlord:

falcuntpunch:

trust me, you want to watch this

I JUST CACKLED SO FUCKING LOUD HOLY SHIT

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?! WHAT YEAR IS THIS?! THE LAST 30 SECONDS FELT LIKE BEING BLINDSIDED BY A BUS!

What… I watched this without sound…help i need and adult

CRYING. I am actually crying. What the fuck did I just watch?

I.. What?

#ooh my God i love this video thank you Tony


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posted 1 week ago + 18,127 notes — via pointed-eared-hobgoblin, © rezuaq
rezuaq:

500th Night at Freddy’s.gif*

rezuaq:

500th Night at Freddy’s.gif*



posted 1 week ago + 88,064 notes — via pointed-eared-hobgoblin, © suddenlywolf

suddenlywolf:

this is the greatest breaking bad video ever and it’s not even 10 seconds long