tragic love story idea: in a world where we have just engineered the technology to create a robot capable of feelings, a robot with feelings falls for another older-model robot that’s incapable of love
lesbian pickup line: would you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?
THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE ONE
this sums up my feelings about karl perfectly
when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100
so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money”
he gave me 100 one dollar bills
my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills
i can pretend to be a super star
i am a queen
i made it rain on my mom
gracious professionalism isn’t at it’s finest until you combine these three ingredients.
so I finally covered my robotics bathrobe in buttons
I just said to myself “Oh no I have no more room for buttons for next year”
but I have no next year
“No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up.”
Check out the Hitchhikers (Team 2059) on the Palmetto regional live stream!
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
I’m doing a project for school: Jennifer Anniston or Jennifer Lawrence?