BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
tastesofpurple said: Dude, which novel is that because I want to read it.
It’s called The Interrogative Mood: A Novel? by Padgett Powell. I’ve read a few excerpts and it seems really thought provoking and gosh I want to read it now. (Barnes and Noble won’t have it until next week. D: )
Okay so I want to give my Java teacher a christmas gift because she’s been really helpful in trying to make me not fail and all this year and then I thought “oh actually I really like all of my teachers I should get them all gifts” so I have ideas but like my idea for Stapleton is a refurbished stolen chair? because he seemed to really like the chair story and I could take the yellow one and do stuff to it because our school colors are yellow and black so I think that’d be cool
but a bunch of people think I’m obsessed with him so idk if me bringing in a chair would seem creepy idk I think it’d be cool I wanna do it